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Only in India - Monday March 9th

March 9, 2009 posted by indiatime |

1. Baby elephant dies after eating explosive
A day after a Gujarat state cow was injured eating an explosive, a baby elephant in Goa has died eating an explosive bait meant to catch wild boars. Its jaw and teeth ripped out by the explosive, the elephant survived 3 weeks of hell before it died.

2. Man bites cop
A New Delhi man bit a city cop on the legs after the cop tried to mediate between the man and his wife. “…We’ve heard about it and are verifying it….”, said the deputy commissioner of police. The cop was warned by the emergency room doctors that the man who bit him may have been an HIV-positive-person. Unfortunately for the cop, the doctors’ suspicion turned out to be true and the perpetrator husband was indeed found to be HIV-positive.

3. Indian Forest Gump
An Ahmedabad woman has accused a school trustee of raping her in return of waiving her child’s school fees. The 38-year old single mom alleged that Mr. Shah, the 63-year old school trustee promised to reduce her daughter’s school fees and told her that he would take care of them. Mr. Shah’s family has now disclosed that he had recently undergone a surgery and was hospitalized. Mr. Gadhvi, the district education officer has promised the woman that strictest action will be taken against the trustee if the allegations are proved to be true.

No details were available on what surgery Mr. Shah underwent and if it had anything to do with destroying the evidence in the matter.

4. Eunuchs strip impostor eunuch
Prajapati, a Vadodara, Gujarat impostor trying to disguise as a transsexual was stripped, paraded and humiliated by other transsexuals who took umbrage at his audacity. The impostor had dressed himself as Priya the transsexual, to collect money. The Baranpura Hijda Panch (the local Eunuch Association) exposed his deception, filed charges against him for deceptive transsexual practices, and warned him about never doing this ever again.


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